no dirty dancer

It is easy for me to admit that I am not much of a dancer. Ideally, I would learn to do the head bob dance like the fellas in the snl roxbury skits. Just stand and do a head bob. However, I can't even get that right and and off rhythm in a matter of seconds. 

I was thinking about this because I was attempting to dance last night. Drweber aksed if I wanted to come to a UC grad school mixer, and I said YES, since I am a bit of a yes man. I should have stayed home and graded papers, but went anyways. I was reminded of why I started to dislike bars and associated scenes lat night. The music was a continuos mix of song bits with no beginning or end. It took about 25 minutes to get our first drink. The music was too loud to try and talk to anyone. There was also dancing. I don't dislike dancing, but just feel odd and out of place attempting it. I could maybe be an acceptable dancer if I had the right motivation, but don't right now. I did manage to get down 11 beers and a shot of tequila last night. Doing shots does something with my head. For the longest time I would psyche myself out or something and throw up after about every shot I took. Lucky for me, the tequila was the first thing we did at the bar and I didn't have to do any more. I kept it down okay.