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I have never drank coffee. Not even a sip. My disposition in the mornings is not such that I need a pick me up. My mom and dad used to drink coffee all the time, but now they drink tea in the mornings.

I also have never worn boxer shorts. I almost always wear briefs. I have a pair of boxer briefs, but I don't like wearing them. I get some irritation down there after a day of wearing them and prefer briefs.

I have never done any drugs. I have been around weed, but that is another post for later. I was offered acid or something before, but turned it down. I have taken vicodin before, but it was in a prescribed manner and only took one out of the whole bottle.

I have also never been arrested or in the back of a squad car. Yeah me. I was told by cops once that I was too old to be sliding down a railing, but I was drunk and it was a long railing there at the gateway center.

I have never failed a college class. I have got D's before, but never did fail a class.

I have never paid to fish. I live right next to a pay lake and have no idea how a pay lake system works. I went fishing once this spring, and that was the first time I had been for about 12 years. I only went because the greenhouse was slow that day and didn't really need to get back anytime soon.

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